"I THOUGHT YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS TOMORROW ID BEEN TELLING MYSELF FOR MOTNHA THATT IA WA A TOMFORROW IM THW worst THE WORST FRIEND THE WORST PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM TEH INTERNET FIWVSLAVSLJm amvalBnsvsjaozhvsnwlazbsm TRAsh happy LATE birthday FROM TRASH oh god"


And there was a reply,

i’ve decided your punishment is going to be public shaming. i’m publishing this message so that everyone knows you’re TRASH & BAD & OTHER NEGATIVE ADJECTIVES

do not become jess’ friend, firstly and most importantly because she’s my friend and secondly because she is self-professed trash

bennyslegs:

yfip bennyslegs

  • furry
  • ships drarry
  • doesn’t ever reply to any messages
  • johnlock shipper
  • friends with joolabee and graceebooks

grace being like “if you’re telling me that you’re more obsessed with another ship… hmm let me choose something COMPLETELY random… a ship like DRARRY… more than johnlock… [casual homicidal smile]” 

When you have one of the first brains of Europe up against you, and all the powers of darkness at his back, there are infinite possibilities.
(The Valley of Fear)

would me wishing you happy birthday one day late without starbucks but with apologies help

yes 💙

how can i stop being mad when i don’t WANT to be mad and i’m trying really hard not to feel mad

ohtentoo:

best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

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